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Number of Smoothie Beers : 8
Number of times Smoothie has been used positively : 7
Number of times Smoothie has been used negatively : 0
Number of times Smoothie was neutral : 1
Little Nada by Polly's Brew Co. positive
Rated on 2021-09-16 by BeerDorkNik at Londis Penny Lane, Liverpool
Quality: 59, Enjoyability: 63.5, Overall: 61.25
Cloudy straw. Good head on pour, with OK surface retention. Woody, flapjacky (?), sweet fruit aroma. Many tiny soft bubbles. ?Apricot? Fruit, smoothie-like tase, fibrous, with a similar after.
Blair Resignation Jam 2024 by Turning Point Brew Co. positive
Rated on 2024-09-06 by BeerDorkNik at Last Drop Inn, York
Quality: 63, Enjoyability: 52, Overall: 57.5
Purple, pulpy, very little surface head as poured. Slightly minty fruit smoothie aroma. Fruit smoothie taste, similar minty after.
All Around Us by Track Brewing Co. positive
Rated on 2025-03-14 by BeerDorkNik at R & H Fine Wines
Quality: 70.5, Enjoyability: 74.5, Overall: 72.5
Opaque, almost neon, yellow. Large foamy head on pour, halo and some surface retention with streaky lacing. Tangy citrus pith aroma. Creamy, orange ice cream smoothie taste and after. Slightly viscous, with tiny sharp bubbles.
Dissolving Elixir by Vault City positive
Rated on 2025-05-10 by BeerDorkNik at BrewDog
Quality: 67.5, Enjoyability: 72, Overall: 69.75
Purple, with a delayed active open – didn’t seem like it had much of a head, then the glass started overflowing… Extremely large pulpy foam head, massive retention, and pulpy traces more than lacing. Creamy, pulpy, mixed berry / red fruit aroma. Similar taste and after – a thick, pulpy, bitty berry smoothie.
Blackberry Strawberry Woo Woo by Vault City neutral
Rated on 2025-05-19 by BeerDorkNik at BrewDog, Bristol
Quality: 57, Enjoyability: 62.5, Overall: 59.75
Clumpy pink. About 80% ‘head’ at pour, pretty much all retained, with pulpy legs rather than lacing. (Make it sound SO appetising, don’t I?) Strawberry astronaut ice cream aroma. Strawberry smoothie taste, creamily similar after. Not really getting the Blackberry, unless it's a slight tartness. Thick, pulp, strawberry Krusha.
Wave Mix (Mosiac, Citra, Vic Secret) by Polly's Brew Co. positive
Rated on 2025-07-24 by BeerDorkNik at Londis Penny Lane, Liverpool
Quality: 62.5, Enjoyability: 62, Overall: 62.25
Very hazy orange. Extremely large head on pour, with halo and good surface retention, and very good lacing. Creamy, tangy orange aroma. Creamy, orange juice smoothie taste, bit pithier after. Creamy.
Strawberry Mango Margarita [X Salt Beer Factory] by Vault City positive
Rated on 2025-10-04 by BeerDorkNik at BrewDog
Quality: 58, Enjoyability: 61.5, Overall: 59.75
Murky amber brown. Very large creamy head on pour, with good retention and remaining smoothie pulp rather than lacing. Stale, sour, strawberry Chewits aroma. Sweeter similar taste, with a tart, lime cream after. Smoothie thick with tiny sharp effervescence.
Tropical Swirl by Vault City positive
Rated on 2025-10-07 by BeerDorkNik at BrewDog, Liverpool
Quality: 70, Enjoyability: 71, Overall: 70.5
Opaque mango juice. Little head as poured, with only a very thin halo retention and no lacing. Pulpy fruit, some red fruit, spicy aroma, hint of ?coconut? Like a really nice, bit tropical, orange juice – ABV aside, would make a great breakfast juice. Starts to develop a chocolate note on swallow – taste and texture, like dissolving a block of Galaxy along with it. Creamy juice, tiny sharp bubbles.